Welcome, Now Listen To Me Bitch
Welcome to Listen To Me Bitch, (LTMB for short). The site is pretty self explanatory: when you point your browser to www.ListenToMeBitch.com you do just that, listen to me, or rather us, bitch. Some of you may be a bit confused, so I’ll elaborate:
bitch [bich]
intransitive verb
Slang. to complain; gripe: They bitched about the service, then about the bill. (dictionary.com)
I appologize to those of you who typed in http://www.listentomebitch.com expecting to find a site called Listen To Me, Bitch using the word bitch as a noun rather than a verb as follows:
bitch [bich]
noun
1. a female dog.
2. a female of canines generally.
3. Slang. a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, esp. a woman. b. a lewd woman. (dictionary.com)
We here at LTMB respect women, well at least until they cut us off in traffic, pick a fight with us in line at the supermarket, or begin talking without permission (just kidding). Truth be told, those are all the first two are things that could be done by men as well, and we here at LTMB do not discriminate. Although you will find plenty of adult language, we will do our best to leave any sexism, racism, or other bigotry on the editing room floor if you’re lucky. So feel free to tell your bitch what to do in your own home, just make sure to take her for walks once in a while, give her food and water, etc. (For those of you who haven’t figured it out yet, I’m talking about bitch as in a female dog, not a woman)
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great start up page!
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm -
Site looks great, glad to be a part of it! Look for my first entry soon.
Cheers,
JLOctober 25th, 2008 at 12:57 am -
OK, sounds cool, but are we, ie the author of the blog, males, females or perhaps one of each. Just so I can put the posts into perspective.
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November 6th, 2008 at 12:16 am -
The blog has several authors (both male and female) who are all identified by their chosen pen names in each of the posts on Listen To Me Bitch. The pen names indicate the proper gender of the authors while providing a bit of anonymity. After all, we wouldn’t want any of the contributors to suffer an ill fate should their actual name be googled by a potential employer or something of that nature.
The only one who isn’t identified is me, but I only pop in for Administrative purposes, as the name implies, so no context is needed.
Welcome to LTMB, I hope you like what you see and will check back often!
November 6th, 2008 at 12:35 am -
Thanks for that, and I can assure you that I will be back as there is nothing wrong with a good bitch session.
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November 6th, 2008 at 12:52 am
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