Foto Friday #1
I present to you the first Listen To Me Bitch Foto Friday: every Friday, rain or shine we will present you with the photographic depiction of something we wanted to bitch about, but have decided to leave the bitching up to you.
I’ll post a picture every week complete with back story, and leave the bitching in your hands.
A friend and I uncovered this monstrosity while trying to grab a quick bite to eat at a restaurant in a local strip mall, click here to comment and tell us what you think.
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I, unfortunately, was driving when we came upon this. I mean, OF COURSE an 08 ML350 needs two parking spots to run inside of party city to get a Jack Bauer halloween costume and some M&M’s. Welcome to Highland Park, Illinois!
January 9th, 2009 at 12:56 pm -
If you look in the Mercedes Driver Guide it clearly states in section C subheading 6-4 that “by purchasing this vehicle you have also purchased the right to park like a complete pants on head retard due to your obvious superior choice in automobiles.” Unfortunately they don’t read subsequent section 6-5 which states: “HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS”
January 9th, 2009 at 1:56 pm -
That’s pretty funny. And typical. I wonder if two smart cars could squeeze in on either side and make a sandwich so tight, the Mercedes can’t get out.
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January 9th, 2009 at 3:47 pm -
Sonny- If it wasn’t this, you know it’d be something else.
Mark- that was hilarious on about 15 different levels, my favorite of which was your use of the same asinine indexing style as automotive manuals, god forbid they numbered pages sequentially instead of by section so that you never find them.
dadshouse- Funny enough, Sonny and I had that same conversation about 2 hours ago — stick something in the spot to prevent her from getting to the vehicle, much like we were prevented from parking. Uh oh…did I just imply a gender, yes I did, and I did it on purpose.
Thanks for the comment, hopefully we’ll see you around more often.
JL
January 9th, 2009 at 4:05 pm -
I once saw a Ford F150 taking up 4 spaces. I took a pic on my phone, but haven’t figured out how to upload it. That’s normal here though, to a New Mexican those lines are merely suggestions.
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January 9th, 2009 at 5:17 pm -
maybe, just maybe, this person is really obese and needs to take over two parking spots because the one parking spot is only big enough for the car…
Or I guess I’ll go the more realistic route and say that it was some skinny north shore mother who happens to think she owns the places she shops at…I want her autographKaylie Bristol’s last blog post..Foto Friday #1
January 10th, 2009 at 12:24 pm -
First I’d like to bitch about the lack of snow. The ground is clear and I’m azz deep in it here in Michigan.
Also, a Mercedes shouldn’t look like a station wagon, I don’t care what model it is. That’s just sad.
Oh yeah, the idiot can’t park either
Foto Friday - It’s that kind of unique stuff that is forcing me to subscribe to your feed, not to mention the cool dog. Nice job
Brian D. Hawkins’s last blog post..100 Dollar Domains - Special OfferJanuary 10th, 2009 at 4:40 pm -
Brian-
Thanks for taking the time to comment. Just so that you feel better, here in Chicago we have about 12″ or so of snow on the ground and it is supposed to keep snowing through this coming Thursday. I’ve always thought that the ML looked like a minivan…but either way I think we can both agree that it most certainly does not resemble a truck.
Thanks for the kind words and for subscribing, I;m sure you won’t regret it!
Jason
January 10th, 2009 at 5:11 pm -
I dont even drive, yet I hate these types of people…they are the type of people who think they are better than everyone else!!
January 11th, 2009 at 6:32 am -
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January 11th, 2009 at 6:17 pm -
Jason-
Where I come from, we key those….but wait I’ve come a long way, I’m a law abiding citizen now…I swear!
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