Spotted this one while walking the dog last week, perhaps it was installed by the department of redundancy redundancy department…

Two Fire Hydrants Within 5 Feet of Each Other

I’ve spent a lot of time reading the LV Lizard blog recently. For those of you who aren’t familiar with LV Lizard, he’s like an uncommercialized version of Tucker Max who actually updates his blog with a relative frequency (unlike me…but I admit that, see the Foto Friday post from two weeks ago: Foto Friday #5 and 6 (because I suck at life and forgot last week))

On that note, I am promising at least 3 updates a week from here on out, but I need your help! Everyone bitches about something on a daily basis, so if you have something humorous to bitch about, please create an account and write a post. In exchange we’ll be happy to throw in a plug for your site, stroke your ego, and/or proclaim your glory

Back on Task: the LV Lizard is hilarious, sharing true stories of sex, cars, strippers, and guns. Last night he posted a picture he took of the things he is planning to take on an upcoming trip to LA, that picture is this week’s Foto Friday:

Now it’s your turn to bitch, so post a comment!

Ladies and gentlemen-

This week we have a truly epic Foto Friday post on our hands. This submission was spotted on a freezing cold night parked in a parking garage in Chicago’s Theater District. Unfortunately for its owner, this VW doesn’t have a heated steering wheel. Please remember to submit your pictures for consideration to FotoFriday@ListenToMeBitch.com and of course don’t forget to comment below!

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So here goes…I suck at life, and consequently missed Foto Friday last week. To make up for it, we’re going to have the first ever Triple Foto Friday, that’s as much Foto Friday Fun as #2, #3, and #4 combined! (#1 stands by itself, but feel free to swap it out for one of the others)

Have a picture worthy of Foto Friday? Email it to us at FotoFriday@ListenToMeBitch.com, if we use it we’ll be happy to link to you! Submissions will be posted beginning next week (because I’ll actually have my $h!t together by then…I think)

The Fotos below were taken at a Ski Resort in Wisconsin a couple of weeks ago (yea that’s right, us Midwesterners ski where we can) of a motorcycle parked on a snow hill complete with ski rack. As awesome as it is, I was left thinking WTF?

Don’t forget to comment!

As you may remember from Foto Friday #1, #2, and #3, the concept here is pretty simple: we post a pic and leave the bitching up to you. Here’s today’s pic, don’t forget to comment and submit your Foto Friday pics to FotoFriday@listentomebitch.com for consideration. 

Just in case you missed it, we began with Foto Friday #1 last week. Foto Friday provides an easy way for Listen To Me Bitch readers to contribute by simply commenting on the posted photo taken by one of our contributors.

If you would like to contribute a photo or do some bitching of your own on Listen to Me Bitch, you can find more information here.

This week’s photo was taken of a gas pump credit card reader, with a sticker that should not be necessary because those people who are dumb enough to require it should have to fave the embarrassment of going inside to ask why their card “isn’t working”

Oh, THATS why they put the picture of the card there...

I present to you the first Listen To Me Bitch Foto Friday: every Friday, rain or shine we will present you with the photographic depiction of something we wanted to bitch about, but have decided to leave the bitching up to you.

I’ll post a picture every week complete with back story, and leave the bitching in your hands.

A friend and I uncovered this monstrosity while trying to grab a quick bite to eat at a restaurant in a local strip mall, click here to comment and tell us what you think.