A couple of weeks ago I changed the default account type here on Listen To Me Bitch allowing you all to become contributors should you so choose…and why wouldn’t you? God knows you must have something to bitch about, right? So what are you waiting for, sign up and read the posting guidelines today!

I apologize for the delay in putting this announcement out there, as well as the slower publishing of posts. (I’ve been out of the country) Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon and everything will be bigger, better, and bitchier than ever!

Jeremy

Welcome to Listen To Me Bitch, (LTMB for short). The site is pretty self explanatory: when you point your browser to www.ListenToMeBitch.com you do just that, listen to me, or rather us, bitch. Some of you may be a bit confused, so I’ll elaborate:

bitch [bich]
intransitive verb
Slang. to complain; gripe: They bitched about the service, then about the bill. (dictionary.com)

I appologize to those of you who typed in http://www.listentomebitch.com expecting to find a site called Listen To Me, Bitch using the word bitch as a noun rather than a verb as follows:

bitch [bich]
noun
1. a female dog.
2. a female of canines generally.
3. Slang. a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, esp. a woman. b. a lewd woman. (dictionary.com)

We here at LTMB respect women, well at least until they cut us off in traffic, pick a fight with us in line at the supermarket, or begin talking without permission (just kidding). Truth be told, those are all the first two are things that could be done by men as well, and we here at LTMB do not discriminate. Although you will find plenty of adult language, we will do our best to leave any sexism, racism, or other bigotry on the editing room floor if you’re lucky. So feel free to tell your bitch what to do in your own home, just make sure to take her for walks once in a while, give her food and water, etc. (For those of you who haven’t figured it out yet, I’m talking about bitch as in a female dog, not a woman)