So you want to post on Listen To Me Bitch? That’s great, we’d love to have you! There are a few things that we’d like you to know first, so please read this page prior to posting.

Your post will not be published immediately – in order to ensure that LTMB features quality posts we will read each and every one of them prior to publishing. If your post doesn’t appear with 48 hours feel free to contact us and ask why.

Your post will likely be edited – part of having quality posts means that they should be easy to understand, grammatically correct, and free from spelling errors. Consequently, our content and grammar natzis reserve the right to edit your post as they see fit to ensure that they will be easily understood by all readers.

Make it funny – sarcasm, satire, and other things that encourage us to laugh at the expense of others are strongly encouraged.

No Bigotry / Racism – it shouldn’t exist in the world, and it won’t exist on LTMB

No Targeted Politics – there are already enough blogs out there with people bitching talking politics, LTMB is meant to be a humorous, non-political sanctuary for it’s readers.

No Screen Name Posting – we’re a civilized bunch here at LTMB, so all contributors must post using a first and last name…but feel free to use a fake one, most of us already are.

That’s pretty much it, so what are you waiting for? Sign up and start posting!